Cymrjan Dragons leader Lord Arcane was the focus of much activity at the second Moot of 1098.

First he declares war on the Vipers Faction, then, realising he had no mates, promptly declared a (completely unrelated of course – Ed) play to form a lasting alliance with the other residents of the Isles of Breton; namely the Bears, the Harts and for historical reasons the Lions. All the Factions present at this delayed meeting were reserved in their opinion.

I’ll tell you!

Mephisto McSnaga, the Bears Foreign Minister, had arranged a drink and cake session with the Harts, the Wolves and the Unicorns. This was held in the Harts command tent. The Bears brought along Tea and Carrot McYokel (aid to Mavis McPooh, The Ambassador to the Harts - Ed) brought along Carrot cake.

It was a shame it clashed with Arcane’s plans but there you go. Unfortunately, as it is often the case with social meetings at these events, politics were discussed.

There is, however, no truth in the rumour that Arcane’s megalomaniac plans were discussed. No one agreed he was a threat to peace or was the slightest bit concerned that such an incompetent fool had armies massed on our borders.

There was definitely no decision made to peacefully blockade any of the Dragons military movements.

Then we hear Arcane has let himself be dragged screaming into Arcadia, presumably meeting the same fate of Ash McYokel, the Fool, Lysandra and all the others. Maybe now someone will rule Cymrja with a bit more sense.

At the second moot a thing (large wolf type person) calling itself Cannis marched into the Guild tent of the Scouts, the Acquisitions & the Stewards. He then declared that he would be taking over the guilds and bringing them together as one. Also he would be bringing back the old ways.

At this many were not happy, the leader of the Stewards Guild, Silk and another, tried to hurt Cannis as he walked out of the tent, but nothing seemed to hurt him. After the attack ended Cannis was challenged to a fight by another wolf type creature and he declared that Cannis was no longer his friend. I can not remember who won but I believe they both survived.

Later I heard that the Stewards & the Aquasitions Guilds had been disbanded by the leaders of them because of the demands laid down by Cannis himself. Even more concerning, is that a short while after Cannis killed the leader of the Acquisitions Guild by transporting him from the ritual of piece. As nothing seems to hurt this person is there anything we Meer mortals can do to stop him?

For now I will follow and see where he wants to lead us.

Name – Shannagan McDroo

Personnel details - The Queen Blodwyn, Adopted Daughter of Matron Mitsy McDroo, Sister to Brazen and Lothario. Current host of the spirit of the Blodwyn.

Features – Pretty Dress with flowers on

Occupation – Queen – And don’t you forget it!

Favourite Colour – Purple

Favourite Things – Fluffy Kittens, Big Muscular clansmen, Polite deferential people, McYokel singing.

Least Favourite Things – Rude people, Wet kittens, no alcohol.

Would Most like to share a Desert Island with – I will not share an Island, I want one to myself, but people can come and party!

Would Least like to share a Desert Island with – No Drinkers or Tea drinkers.

Least Endearing Quality – Healing monsters someone just killed, Evading bodyguards, Never having money.

Hobbies – Healing, Giggling, Drinking, Encouraging the Clan McPooh to shout remarks.

What’s this someone is getting to like Small & Spikey (or is it Tall & Spikey - Ed) now .....

McYokels,

Following the sad loss of Ash, I am withdrawing from society for the period one month. In this official morning period my room at the McYokel castle will be magically sealed. No light shall shine within until such time I have come to terms with my grief.

Rgds (In this difficult time)

Attention: - Anyone getting mixed up between Huuggs and Cuddles will not get any!!!!!

Clansmen, and fellow Bears

Normally I would write to you in good cheer but I have unfortunate tidings.

At the first Moot a Wolf called Sam Dorn was slain, but he was also a member of Clan McYokel. He was slain by members of the Vipers faction but through the efforts of Pape of the incantors guild and mum an agreement was reached. Justice was carried out under Wolf Law and the man put forth by the group from the Vipers was soundly kicked good and hard but spared death. This matter is closed and there is no need for it to be mentioned to the Vipers. Also that weekend a note was delivered to me from the Stewards Guild informing my of the accidental death of Jethro McYokel whilst on a training mission.

If that was the end of the count of the dead it would still be to high. However at the second moot the Hearts came under repeated attacks by groups of Fey. It was in a great battle on the Sunday that Jester McYokel was slain by the Fey and then shortly after Ash McYokel was also slain. I also believe three Exiles were killed though I do not have their names, but also a number of members from other factions were killed.

There is no blame to be placed against the Hearts for the deaths of our two kinsmen. They died fighting and with courage. A wake for all the dead will be held at the time of the Gathering where we will remember all of them and their deeds.

I also intend to call a gathering of the Clan McYokel for the clan has some business to sort out. I will hear any that wish to speak on any matter. I will expect all clan ritualists to be present to discuss the viability of retrieving our lost clansmans bodies.

Until that time however our friends are dead and I have nothing more to say on what happened.

Dear All,

As you may have heard at the Moots. There is noo a number o’ jobs going spare.

Roo McPooh resigned as Thane o’ the first army, only to be replaced by Tigger McPooh, who got the job because she assured me she knew how tae manage a gurt big war-drobe, wha’ever that its !

I also gave a job tae Chief O’Leary and to solo McTwatum, I’m not sure if I promised Thaneship or Ri Thaneship. But I believe that solo is noo RiThane o’ the Reserved armies (4 + 5). Cashew McNutt RiThane o’ The Southern armies (1 + 2) and O’Leary RiThane o’ the Northern Armies (3rd + 14th).

There is now a vacancy for Thane of the 3rd + 14th armies, and the 1st and 2nd fleets.

So write to me at, Isle of Canna, Caledonia, see me at the Gathering or even write a reply in the McYokel Bull.

As for other matters, we shall shortly be sorting out the Goblins and rescuing the Hi King. With or without the help o’ the dragon!!

Watch this space !

Craggle.

While printing Donald McTottie, popped in early to get a sneak peak.... that dirty old sod!

Craggy,

I Donald McTottie, Chiefy of the McTotties am INTERESTED in applying for the position of .... Faction Tart..... Oops,,..... Um..... NO..... Thane of the Northern Armies.

I have been a storm Bull for many a year and now I am looking for an e*ection... Oops .... Promotion in a different direction.

Please consider this for an application. From your humble fighter !

At the Second Moot, Teran McYokel formally challenged the Brewer of the McTaffs to a Brewing competition to be held at the Gathering. Teran asked the Queenies if they would judge this challenge and they accepted on the condition that anyone wishing to join in at the Gathering may do so.

So get Brewing.......

The Girlie Page

Hello and Welcome to the Girlie Page. Hopefully this page will become a regular feature in the McYokel Bull but that depends on all you discerning Celtic Girlies.

At the front of the queue at the bar with some handsome Celt ready to buy your pint.

1. What is your favourite drink?

1. Tea

2. Beer

3. Taboo

4. Blood

2. What is your favourite colour?

1. Green

2. Black

3. Tartan

4. Spangly

3. If you were stranded on the plains of the unliving what would you take with you?

1. A full face pack and exfoliating body scrub, because the atmosphere there can really clog those pores.

2. A scrabble board, because that is the only spell you can do there.

3. A Whip, well work it out yourself.

4. A barrel of beer and a crap guitar to greatly disturb the dead.

4. If you had a Goblin prisoner what would you do with it.

1. The unspeakable.

2. Give it a make over until it looks like a girlie.

3. Serve with a nice Chianti.

4. Give it a piece if cake

5. If you were given a chest of gold what would you do with it.

1. Take your mates to the Tavern

2. Buy a cake shop.

3. Hide it under your hat.

4. Buy a new wardrobe.

1. a) 3 b) 2 c) 1 d) 4

2. a) 3 b) 4 c) 2 d) 1

3. a) 1 b) 3 c) 4 d) 2

4. a) 4 b) 1 c) 2 d) 4

5. a) 2 b) 3 c) 4 d) 1

Go and see Roo about being an honorary McPooh. You obviously have class, style and finesse, and know how to have fun. You are not a saint and you are certainly not boring. Your priorities are with the finer things in life drink, boys and make up!

You are a true Bear. You display all the vulgar but loveable characteristics of the Celtic clansmen. Drinking, fighting and wenching seem to be your hobbies. We do recommend you clad yourself in tartan, wield a big sword and pour us a drink!

We advise you to go and have a tea party with the Harts. Taking tea with jolly nice chaps who eat lots of cake in big pavilions seems to be your idea of fun.

What is going on are you a Bear or perhaps a bit confused. You show distinct unbearish tendencies. We recommend, if you are a Bear, to do some serious partying.

McTotties getting married !

Donald McTottie is putting his tarting days behind him and is settling down with a wee lass. Hang on it’s Robyn ! I thought that Robyn was a boy ! Oh well I hope Donald has found out whether or not this is true, else he might get a shock.

Anyway, their marriage has been blessed by the one of the Queenies (The Morrigan - Ed). The wedding will be done by Insulting McThug at this years Gathering.

Bloody hell, Donald sure works fast... is he making a mistake.... we will find out on the wedding night..... keep listening closely.......

Ok not that close !

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