After the OGC meeting it had been made known to this reporter that Nobby Clan Chiefy had approached the Inbodiement of the Morrigan to become his Third wife This leaves open to discussion whether Nobby has finally flipped or he has more in his kilt than Betty, his current wife is letting on.
It is believed that this sudden and brash approach by Nobby is all a rumour. However even that the slightest thought of the Leader of the McYokel`s having an affair Morrigan with the leaves not much to the imagination.
The Banner A vital part of the McYokel’s fighting spirit lays in tatters today and is in need of repair it has been reported said by Yargon McYokel, Chief Incantor to the Bears,who has been on a quest for a Spell to help. This Papers Comment:
War has been declared at the OGC meeting in Caladonia when a Clan of goblins attacked Nobby and Yargon McYokel.
The evening started calm as Nobby and a few of the other McYokels arrived late due to the tide on the equinox, to make up for lost time a trip to the bar was taken. Once obtaining his full tankard of ale he left his friends at the bar and made his way across to his brother who was standing at the door.
Suddenly as he neared the door to the horror of the onlookers a low down gobbo tries to slit his throat. Nobby bravely stood his ground blocking the blows with his tankard until the poison took affect, the same gobbo then tried to kill Yargon but failed in his attempted before he was killed. Nobby and Yargon were cured by the healers there.
Master Violet was most shocked and has offered full support as his own home which lays on loch Tay was the target of several attacks through out the night inwhich the McYokels took the stand and helped repel the attackers.
When the Morrigan arrived (late due to the weather) She declared that all members of the green wolf clan should be killed on sight, The McYokel’s were all ready on the case and had discovered that the Gobbos have a Mage skill in Necromancy.
The Clan of the green wolf are recognised by the symbol of a wolf paw print
The gobbos are not bright enough to do this on their own and must have backing from a more powerful force who would prosper greatly by the destruction of the Bears
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